LOST - Answers?! (Song parody)

- LOST song laying out all the mysteries that haven't been answered!
LYRICS:
When LOST first started there were all of these mysteries and we hoped it would, end well
With one season left we are starting to lose faith but only time, will tell
So we wrote this song for the creators of LOST to see
That all these issues and plot points continue to be missing
How can they solve them all?
We'll have to see if they can because we've all been waiting from the start to get

ANSWERS
Like what is the smoke monster
ANSWERS
What do the numbers mean
ANSWERS
LOST we're counting on you

What was that giant bird and where did it come from, did it really say, Hurley
Whats the significance of pushing the hatch numbers every 108 minutes
And why did the Dharma Initiative not automate that process
And how in the name of physics did the Black Rock crash on the island
The writers can't solve them all
Like who built the Lamp Post Station and why do they have to recreate the crash to get

BACK THERE
How'd Jack get Locke's letter back
ANSWERS
Whats in the guitar case
ANSWERS
LOST we hope you'll come through

Why does the monster look like smoke to everyone but to Locke its a white light
How does it manifest itself into dead people and project video of people's past
And why were they experimenting on Polar Bears in the first place
And who built the giant wheel that controls time and space
The writers will never solve them all
Like where did Jacob come from hows he have magical powers that cause things to happen outside of the

ISLAND
Who's the guy who had Jacob killed
ANSWERS
How'd he take over Locke's body
LOST
You're making it up as you go

If so many met the castaways in the past why don't they remember them, later
When Jin survived how could he time travel when he was so far away from the island so the only way that would be possible is if Jin jumped off the ship and landed unconscious in the water then somehow managed to move downstream following the precise bearing of either 325 or 305 depending if you go by the number Michael was given by Ben or Lepidus was given by Faraday and end up close enough to the island to time jump with everyone else all in a matter of second which seems completely preposterous but they probably hope nobody realizes that it makes no sense and we'll likely never get an answer

There's far too many questions to fit into just one song
Listing every single thing will make this song far too long
So here's a few more to ponder on
So you can continue to realize that LOST has too many questions that they'll never

ANSWER
Why do Whidmore and Ben fight
ANSWERS
Why do people get healed
While others are allowed to die
Why did Jack, Kate, Hurley and Sayid crash in 1977
While Ben, Sun and the rest ended up in the present
What is the Others origin
Why doesn't Richard Alpert get older
Why can Miles speak to the dead

Boy do we hope that there's
ANSWERS
To all of these and more
WILL THEY
Answer them before
THE SERIES
Finally comes to an end
LOST
We're so freaking confused!

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